Miserable fucking London

“Miserable, fucking shit London weeknight-in, winter swag. Steamed up bus windows, bacterial coughs, hood up, eyes on the floor, total dread.

The opening theme to The One Show parping out as you plop an undulating, overcooked mass of supermarket tagliatelle onto a cold plate.

In summer London opens up and you can cut across it, subverting the routes they plan for us. In winter it’s a city of miserable terminals.

Most people are constantly trying to lessen this experience, paying through the teeth to somehow reduce it. Medicating the London condition.”

Clive Martin — @thugclive

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