A List of Really American Things

T-Pain
Adam Sandler movies
Blue raspberry
Gushers
Drive thru pharmacies
Orthodontia
Cops (also the show)
Cults
Nacho cheese
Putting French words on things
Chris Farley
Summer camp
Death Cab
Automatic transmissions
A tampon to suit every vagina
Granola
Pills
BFFs
Canada
8 1/2 x 11
Stuffed crust pizza
Reese’s pieces
Rick James, bitch
Time shares
Cinnabon
Girl Scouts
Drying machines
Foucault
Muffins?
Cool ranch
Motorcades
Bleach
Punxsutawney Phil
Beavers (probably)
Gumbo
Fluoride
Brian
Best in Show
IHOP
Bovine growth hormone
Hypertension
Cake pops
Stranger danger
Spaceships
Kale chips
J. Crew
Hermit crabs
Trucks
Taco salad
Small talk
Red Lobster
The Bachelor
Single-payer healthcare LOL JK
“Care packages”
Cream cheese bagels
Wilco
Corn syrup
Ounces
Superior UX and web design (we have you there)
Banjos
Becky
Funfetti
