Qualifications (must haves): - Bachelor’s degree in anything. - 27+ years experience in Marketing, Branding, or Storytelling. - Be a millennial. - Ability to explain complex ideas in a convoluted way. - Ability to write like a human. For humans. In human terms. - Deep understanding of outdated memes. - Strong knowledge of most things. - Excellent communication and non-communication skills.
Responsibilities: - Storytelling. - Brandergizing. - Telling stories. - Developing brand campaigns that’ll never see the light of day. - Adtergrating. - Coming up with stories, then telling them. - Being a millennial. - Making us seem human. - Being told “no” by other departments. - Being pitched “better ideas” by other departments. - Losing touch with people and reality. - Manage a go-to-market plan.
Love is a kind of giving. That much you know. But what are we really giving? Not just our stuff, our things, but ourselves. What’s the deepest part of ourself? It’s our awareness. Our capacity to experience things as they truly are. Awareness is the greatest gift any of us can give, because it is the truest thing each of us has.