Dear Facebook. Fuck You.

So… my account just got blocked. For no reason. Really. I learned that if you add a lot of people, you can get blocked. But… now I ask if I can add or not.

But I think that isn't enough. A social network, with a slogan named ~Connect with friends and the world around you on Facebook.~ but if you want to connect with the world around you, you can get blocked is for me, a bad example of social network.

Oh. By the way. I use Facebook since the the class/school thing. And, yes, I got blocked that time (actually, my account was removed because I wasn't in a school, at last not in USA). And I was one of the first to get an accout with my name (fb.com/yeltsin). But then… my brother tried to do some stupid thing and put me as a developer (I'm always fucked by others). Then… my account got blocked and I wasn't able to even create Like Boxes with an application.

It was fine. I deactivated my account and created a new one. Why? Because all my friends and business contact are in FuckingBook. But then I tried do separate my life in Friends and Business contacts, so I created two facebook accounts. It was crazy. Two fucking facebook accounts, with two fucking lot of people talking with me.

Then I said to myself: enough. I decided to remove all two facebook account and create a new one. Brand new. Except that I wasn't able to fucking verify my fucking number because it was used before.

So I asked the housemaid to borrow her mobile phone to use at Facebook. Only to FUCK VERIFY MY FUCKING ACCOUNT.

Then… this happen. Slow down. Or you could be blocked from using it.

Blocked from what? From fucking verifying my fucking account with a number of my housemaid because I can't fucking verify my fucking account with my fucking mobile number?

What can I do? Go to Palo Alto or I don't know where is the fucking office of fucking Facebook located. Call Zuck? Send a postal card asking to fucking verify my fucking account?

If I can't verify my account with my phone number, I need to send a scan of my ID card and waitzzzzzzzzz. It's fucking 2014. I know Facebook and almost all websites needs to deal a lot with SPAM but is everyone in the fucking Facebook a fucking spammer?

You may ask: and what about Google+ and Twitter? Oh, I love both. But my friends and business contact doesn't. It's more easy to go visit my fucking clients at home or at a coffee shop then trying to contact my clients via Plus or Twitter.

Also, my Twitter account is the same. I even helped translate Twitter to Portuguese (you see, I can't fucking write English good, but I can write fucking Portuguese good).

And my Google account isn't the first one. But no, it's not because I was blocked at Google, but because my first two e-mails was too kiddy (ylima91 and dicaswpbr2013. LIKE WHAT?) and I received a lot of spam. So I created a new e-mail account.

By the way: Google never asked me to: OR YOU VERIFY YOUR ACCOUNT OR YOU CAN'T ACCESS YOUR E-MAIL. Neither Twitter.

But Facebook do.

So.

Can I have my fucking account back? Or I need to have some contacts (because I work with fucking social media and I know a lot of people with contact in Facebook that can do almost anything. Even kiss Zuck).