#1 is a killer, really $12.00/hr or per day? With tRump I think the rate would be per day. After all should we all not feel obligated to be abuse by him and thank him for it? Does a health care plan come with the job as obviously getting hit with a club launched by tRump could cause some treatable injuries. Or is the plan that it happen near a water hole and the caddy simply falls in the pond and drowns? Sort of a picture of the dystopia on the horizon.
The whole piece is great, love it, love it. Keep it coming.