Lindsay SchluterI’ve made it! Now…why am I so unhappy?I quickly pat my pockets. Then look up in horror.Aug 24, 2020Aug 24, 2020
Lindsay SchluterHow to convince yourself to do scary shitDing! The elevator door opens. Ground floor.Aug 17, 2020Aug 17, 2020
Lindsay SchluterHow to make money like Jerry SeinfeldMy parents are obsessed with 3 things:Aug 10, 2020Aug 10, 2020
Lindsay SchluterHow to decide your way to happinessWe walk in the front doors of the apartment building. And as always, I am carrying 10,000 things at once. A bag of groceries. A Starbucks…Aug 3, 2020Aug 3, 2020
Lindsay SchluterHow to allow your own happiness to grow up“Cannon baaaalllllll!” I watch from the opposite end of the pool as my son bravely careens into the water. The other adults in the pool…Jul 27, 20201Jul 27, 20201
Lindsay SchluterHow to manifest exactly what you want in life…..just like Cinderella!Cinderella is a badass. And you wanna know why?Jul 20, 2020Jul 20, 2020
Lindsay SchluterSelf-love for dummiesIt is 9:30 pm, and I’m nearly asleep. Except, I can hear the sound of marker on paper. A rainbow. A heart. A monster. My daughter is…Jul 13, 2020Jul 13, 2020
Lindsay SchluterThe destructive power of self-pity…and the abundance that is waiting for you when you stop the…As a mom, public humiliation is a near daily occurrence. Especially when you have a drama queen for a daughter.Jun 29, 2020Jun 29, 2020
Lindsay SchluterThe trouble with marriage…I stuff my mom’s old wedding dress into my suitcase, and force the zipper closed. Even my suitcase is protesting the idea of marriage.Jun 22, 2020Jun 22, 2020
Lindsay SchluterThe mess of starting over“Did you put on sunscreen?” my mom asks.Jun 15, 2020Jun 15, 2020