Linnyinlala
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.” Oscar Wilde
Dear Homeless Guy: I Don’t Care If You Buy Crack With The Dollar I Gave You
Home from college one year during spring break, a friend and I drove into the city from Brooklyn one night to hit up a club downtown. Both…flat broke at the time, I remember we had exactly one ten dollar bill between us, which we planned to save for a late night feast of dirty water dogs at Gray’s Papaya. Just as she nailed her parallel park but not before turning off the radio and engine, a reasonably normal seeming, preppy looking gentleman with a clipboard got up off his stoop and approached me on the passenger side of the car. It was the mid 90s, before cell phones and the internet were really a thing yet, so approaching…Linnyinlala5 min read