Give me the TARDIS

I’m back now! Sure you are all so delighted to have me here, what with my obsession with space and hatred of pancakes. And can I say, I really, really want to be in Doctor Who. It actually hurts every time I remember I’m not traveling around in the TARDIS right now. Fiction is one of the most amazing yet horrible things in the universe. We know we can never have the life the characters have, but we still every day hope we could. Please someone gift me the TARDIS, and I will be so happy. I have nothing I can pay you back with, but I’ll give you a free cookie? Fair trade if I’m honest. You know, I’ve been thinking, I like unicorns.