Somebody in NY Loves You
Christina Swanson

I was there. And it really did happen.

1) I think I will have to write up my own version of this on my profile,, because:

2) You forgot to mention how difficult the task of holding up a soggy mattress is was when you’re not even 5'1, nor 100 lbs, and you’re drunk and laughing hysterically at your friend smashing a toilet with her ass.

3) I love you. ❤

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