some reasons why snakes r good

snakes are magical. they are just beautiful and wonderful and i would like to share why

1. they will cuddle you when you are sad

everybody knows that snakes are great for cuddles. yeah ok they’re a little tight sometimes but still it’s better than some human being that will leave you for someone else in due time or die or something. snakes are forever

2. celebrities love snakes

look at that embrace! the snake clearly loves the canadian musician grimes but the snake looks so good here i can;t believe this lovely creature is not getting a high end fashion photo shoot just for being around

3. they come in white

this snake is good for cuddles in the snow. it will also eat lemons and rats. i looked at wikipedia i’m pretty sure this is correct. also it has snake dimples which is like having cute snake freckles.aa aa

4. people love to be snakes

ok honestly what the fuck

5. they will defend your honour

snakes will protect their friends and family from threats such as pesticide, grubs, and bad food. they will eat the olive garden server that gave u moldy breadsticks once and lied about their freshness. just say the word

6. they will kiss you

mwah

7. they will read you a bedtime story

snakes will teach your children valuable life lessons. such as how talking cars fix their problems or how many anthropomorphized animals cope with divorce and death

8. they are not big any more stop lying

that snake is not REAL. it is a computer animation and you are just making shit up about snakes now aren’t you you pieces of garbage. this is beyond disrespectful to me and my lizard brothers. see you in court fucker

9. people eat snakes sometimes

this is clearly another disrespectful act by the bourgeois

10. snakes will lead the communist revolution

this little guy is the official colors contrary to popular belief he is fighting the good fight for all of the proletariat