Birth is a Curse and Empowerment is a Prison

Here is an item that Facebook thought I would want to buy.

Here are things I do: Every morning, I shower, exfoliate, shave, and use between two and six various lotions, moisturizers, and products in order to make myself smooth and presentable. I blow out my hair, which is dyed, using a leave-in conditioner, a blow-dry serum, a blow-dry spray, and an “all in one” product, which I use despite its failure as an all-in-one product because it is the only thing I’ve ever used…

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