Elizabeth Emerald

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Scott Stories (As Told By and About My Friend the Vacuum Guy)

Inspired by truth, massaged by imagination

1 min readApr 15, 2024

Scott Stories (As Told By and About My Friend the Vacuum Guy)

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Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

1 min readSep 15, 2023

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Lizzy’s Language Lessons

Let’s have some fun whilst contending with “rules”

1 min readAug 5, 2023

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I’ll Read Yours if You’ll Read Mine

Shameless tit-for-tat solicitation: adopt an orphaned story

1 min readMar 22, 2022

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Tidbits from the Land of Odds

REJECTED SUBMISSIONS: A sampler of wry observations

4 min readJan 26, 2022

Elizabeth Emerald

Earth Week from Hell

Art installation: a sore sight for eyes ANNIVERSARY REPOST (click the link to view original)

1 min read1 day ago

Elizabeth Emerald
in
The Haven

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Three

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

5 min read2 days ago

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Three

Elizabeth Emerald
in
The Haven

“Trumpeteer” Anybody?

Pending submission to Urban Dictionary

1 min read2 days ago

Elizabeth Emerald

In Memoriam of a Friend

For those who missed last year’s stories

1 min read3 days ago

Elizabeth Emerald
in
The Haven

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Two

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

6 min read3 days ago

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Two

Scott Stories (As Told By and About My Friend the Vacuum Guy)

Inspired by truth, massaged by imagination

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Lizzy’s Language Lessons

Let’s have some fun whilst contending with “rules”

I’ll Read Yours if You’ll Read Mine

Shameless tit-for-tat solicitation: adopt an orphaned story

Tidbits from the Land of Odds

REJECTED SUBMISSIONS: A sampler of wry observations

Earth Week from Hell

Art installation: a sore sight for eyes **ANNIVERSARY REPOST** (click the link to view original)

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Three

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

“Trumpeteer” Anybody?

Pending submission to Urban Dictionary

In Memoriam of a Friend

For those who missed last year’s stories

Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Two

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

Elizabeth Emerald

Art installation: a sore sight for eyes ANNIVERSARY REPOST (click the link to view original)