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Lizzie Lizard Brain

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Madness Is Repeating Actions Expecting Different Results; Watching 1 Show 10 Times? TBI

Take it from a caregiver, offering logical advice can be dangerous

Jan 8

Woman holding a laptop looks over a bored younger woman’s shoulder. Lizzie Lizard Brain with buffalo wings sits atop the mother’s shoulder.

Jan 8

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The Pub

Stuck, I Put Shattered Debdutta Back Together

Debdutta missed her hair/therapy appointment, so I helped

Nov 16, 2024

Shattered Debdutta in an elevator on a horse. Lizzie Lizard Brain outside dressed as a winged buffalo.

Nov 16, 2024

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Tantalizing Tales

How I Escaped the Mensa Mall Men

Abducted and confounded in a New Jersey mall

Mar 28, 2024

Photo of a man with an egg for a head being booked into jail. A dog wearing jail garb is on one side, with a panting woman on the other. The man is holding a Mensa membership card for Carl the Chemist.

Mar 28, 2024

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Parallax Visions: Altering the Angles of Reality

Time and Progress

Relatives and relativity in troubled times

Oct 19, 2024

Earth is viewed from space but half is on fire. A melting clock on the back of a stopwatch is superimposed on Earth’s face.

Oct 19, 2024

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Funny, Inc.

Our 128.4 “EARTHQUAKE!!!” Gave Me Elephantitus

Maybe it was our traditional earthquake party afterward

4d ago

Lizzie Lizard Brain meets a huge spider.

4d ago

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All About Something

Quick Question from Madam Absurdity on Recent Changes

Please clarify Subscribe versus Follow. I’m too scared to test RC.

6d ago

6d ago

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Civil Politics

Weekend White House Brunch Decompression

“Never have I ever” needs responsible adult supervision

Apr 7

Various Trump admin newsmakers week ending 4/6/2025. Gabbard, Hegseth, Waltz, Loomer, Musk, Rubio, Miller, Vance, MTG against a backdrop of breakfast pastries.

Apr 7

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Parallax Visions: Altering the Angles of Reality

Me and Carlo Are Starting a New Spacey X Platform

In Dire Straits, we grant “Money for nuthin’ and clicks for free”

Mar 27

Mar 27

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Doctor Funny

Doctor Funny’s “Fruit and Nuts For the Sole” Party

Here’s my comment. Where’s the fish?

Mar 9

Lizzie Lizard Brain removing crossword puzzle cells with a fork. A basket of nuts and another with fruit sit on top of volcanic rocks. A sole fish is in the corner.

Mar 9

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The Pub

POTUS Lizard Brain, VP Gowty, and Speaker Boots

It’s Robert Gowty and Boots Davidovich’s fault.

Mar 7

Against a State of the Union address, stoner (fake) Robert Gowty, Lizzie Lizard Brain, and Boots Davidovich deliver their “State of the Onion: The Billionaire Brotechocracy is winning.”

Mar 7

Lizzie Lizard Brain

Lizzie Lizard Brain

The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain. Sweet snarlcasm balances absurd responsibility.

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