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Tantalizing Tales

How I Escaped the Mensa Mall Men

Abducted and confounded in a New Jersey mall

Mar 28

Photo of a man with an egg for a head being booked into jail. A dog wearing jail garb is on one side, with a panting woman on the other. The man is holding a Mensa membership card for Carl the Chemist.

Mar 28

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Parallax Visions: Altering the Angles of Reality

Time and Progress

Relatives and relativity in troubled times

Oct 19

Earth is viewed from space but half is on fire. A melting clock on the back of a stopwatch is superimposed on Earth’s face.

Oct 19

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Grandma Smillew Gets Titanic Revenge

Never mess with Grandma’s loves, or keep her waiting!

Apr 29

Grandma Smillew sitting with several older people listening to one play the guitar. A woman is on the floor rubbing her head after being tripped by Grandma. The thought bubble above Grandma’s head reads, “BINGO!!! I told her not to mess with Jack!”

Apr 29

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MuddyUm

Hot Narcissist Reptile Girl’s Publishing Announcement

-Get rich quick!!! Potential publication submission rules

Oct 24, 2023

Lizzie Lizard Brain dressed as a pirate holding a purse with the word “Data” in one hand, and a jack-o-lantern in the other.

Oct 24, 2023

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Short and Weird

The Danger

“I need it back. Give it to me.”

Nov 25, 2023

Sillouhette of a man against an ominous black background.

Nov 25, 2023

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The Pub

Srini Caught in Elevator Playing With Viral Balls

Having Srini back is great — Black market balls and all

2d ago

Srini Caught in Elevator Playing With Viral Balls

2d ago

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Short and Weird

Help! I’ve Lost My Husband, Tom Turkey

Filing a Missing Feathered Fool Report with aliens didn’t help

3d ago

Missing poster attached to a tree by black feathers. Says, “Missing Husband — Tom Butterballs — Substantial Reard — Contact Make-a-wish(bone) Foundation.”

3d ago

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The Pub

Stuck, I Put Shattered Debdutta Back Together

Debdutta missed her hair/therapy appointment, so I helped

Nov 16

Shattered Debdutta in an elevator on a horse. Lizzie Lizard Brain outside dressed as a winged buffalo.

Nov 16

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Civil Politics

First Weekly Trumper Troll Party

Harris voters aren’t responding with enough tears, let’s regroup

Nov 15

Trolls gathering to plot attacks.

Nov 15

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Short and Weird

I Found Smillew and Billy In the Elevator!

Unicorn Gladys was there too and agreed hominy is bad

Nov 14

Smillew’s writing academy toga party. He’s dressed as a Greek god with other Greek statues outside the Roman Coliseum.

Nov 14

Lizzie Lizard Brain

Lizzie Lizard Brain

The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain. Sweet snarlcasm balances absurd responsibility.

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