Breaking: Trump resigns!
In a dramatic turn of events, President Donald Trump has resigned his presidency. The President provided a short statement before leaving the Office today:
“I’ve had enough with you. You are all dumb, the dumbest there are. So sad. I’m going home.”
Vice President Mike Pence hasn’t commented on the unexpected departure, but previous Vice President candidate Sarah Palin has already expressed interest in the job. Ex-president Trump did not specify his immediate plans as he left 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in his black and gold helicopter.