I can tell you the exact day I became a Karen. Before that, I never knew I had it in me. But something just snapped that day and suddenly there I was out Karening a Karen with a Karenacious audacity that just naturally showed up right when I needed it…

It all started long before we said, “I do,” and vowed to love each other forever. The change was almost instantaneous the moment he stood next to me. It was something that neither of us could have foreseen, but once we realized what was happening, well, we laughed about it…

America, my lovely, do not lose heart. 2020 has been a hard year, and many things both sweet and sorrowful have occurred. There has been much loss and grief, but also celebration and bravery. Many among us have displayed true valor by stepping forward to meet the many crises that…

“My god, did you hear about Jessica Smith? About the things she posted online?” “No, what did she post?” “I’m just so surprised. She was one of my favorite artists. I thought she was woker than that, and to use social media of all places to air her horrible views…

“Good morning shoppers, it’s a beautiful Tuesday and we’ve got bountiful deals for you this fine day. Be sure to check out the two for one special on paper towels as you browse. Don’t forget that honey ham is only ninety-nine cents a pound at the deli! We haven’t had…

Every movement in America that has propelled us towards the side of justice, the side of equality, the side of right, has been born of pain, despair, destruction, loss of life, and human suffering. Through people who have been willing to sacrifice, people who have been willing to perform magnificent…

“Hey guys. Oh my gosh, don’t you just love Zoom. Your hair looks great, Karen, so sleek and shiny. And I like that button-down Chad. Is it new? Now on to me. Don’t you just love my new eyebrow shaping method? Who says quarantine time is wasted time? Not me…