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If only those who have stopped watching the NFL would tell us why…

NO! Surely that’s not it! Let’s try again…

NO! I’m sure it has something to do with football saturation! If only there were enough source of high level football, perhaps one with even greater market saturation, to which we could compare the NFL’s ratings 2016 decline. I bet their ratings have fallen off a cliff too…

Screw it. I’m ignoring all of this and going with my theory that every NFL fan just discovered the fragmented entertainment landscape two months ago. Maybe next week, I can write something about how conservatives are frightened of data. You’ll never find that on Salon or Slate! I smell Pulitzer!