Things I’ve said recently that made me gasp because, oh wow, I’m becoming my mother

An incomplete list.

“This Bloody Mary is not spicy enough.”

“Good morning, what are you going to do for exercise today?”

“You can sleep in, but only until 9:30. After 9:30 it’s just sad.”

“You don’t really know who you are until you’re 28.”

Uuunnnngghhh.” (pre-coffee)

“It’s Wednesday! It’s an anything-can-happen day!”

“Johnny Depp peaked in Chocolat.”

I love you, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day.

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