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NBA Hot Take: Somebody Please Address the Hack-a-Shaq problem

The top 10 expressions for intentionally fouling the worst shooters in the league

I’ve thought long and hard about the growing number of teams that intentionally foul terrible free throw shooters to gain a competitive edge. This problem has bothered me since DeAndre Jordan took over the mantle of Shaquille O’Neal as the dominant big who also doubles as the worst free throw shooter in the league. It’s terrible for an entertainment vehicle like the NBA, because Hack-a-Jordan just doesn’t sound right. So while I can’t solve the rules problem, I’ve finally found a solution for this phrase.

Top 10 substitute expressions for intentionally fouling the worst free throw shooters in the NBA…

1. “Seek-a-Greek” — Toronto used this tactic when Giannis Antetokounmpo shoots only 50% during the playoffs
2. “Cordon-a-Jordan”—Poor DeAndre has endured this for years
3. “Sinking the Bismack”—there are no lifeboats in Orlando for this 53% free throw shooter
4. “Dwight Fright” — how Atlanta fans felt this year every time their center was sent to the line
5. “Drummond Summoned” — Detroit fans enjoyed watching…