This adminstration has more leaks than the Oroville Dam.
Mike Drop: Ten Takeaways from Flynngate
Dave Pell
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Okay, now you’ve gone too far. There are no leaks in the Oroville Dam at present. The top five list of leak magnitude is as follows:

#5: That maddening slow drip coming from behind the shut off valve under the kitchen sink after you installed a new faucet. (Damn you, compression valves!)

#4: The dike in that Dutch fairy tale.

#3: The row boat Rick and Aaron used to cross the zombie infested pond in The Walking Dead.

#2: The collander inside that spinning lettuce dryer thingee (if you want the technical term).

And the number one answer (as well as a good approximation of the chemical composition of the material coming out of the White House) is…

#1: A poorly attached disposable diaper.