Well, you could put the line in quotes.
Or you could use different titles, such as:
My head never met a 2x4 it liked
Why I stopped being a reporter
At least teachers don’t get their heads bashed in by 2 x 4's
I survived a cross burning
Klose Kall with the Klan
In the line of fire — my experience with domestic terrorists
I didn’t have to be a foreign correspondent to live in a war zone
I could go on, but it’s your story. It’s up to you to figure out what will get people to read the story, which is the real point, isn’t it?