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It sounds like something out of a sitcom, but I swear that I read this *after* I made my "stun gun" joke.

If I weren't a realist, I'd swear that your italicized text had formed a psychic bond with me.

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The Loony Liberal

Certified software tester. Professional writer. Atheist. Has to turn to his right to see a Democrat. Unapologetically verbose and zany.