Aug 31, 2018 · 4 min read
A MISADVENTURES OF A ROVING REPORTER STORY
THE WEEKLY BACKWOODS BACKWIPE
NEWS BY #1
Volume 97880 DATE: Who knows? Like really??
ACCIDENT AT THE BACKWOODS EXPERA-
(MENTAL) FARM!!!!
Hi ho everyone this is Kermit the Frog reportering LIVE!!! Hey! Wait a minute!! I’m not Kermit the Frog and this is a newspaper article for the Backwipe!! This can’t be live! I’m not even on tv. Nancy Boy at QIR TV says my ass is TOO big for the widescreen. But, that’s a story for another day, peepoles….hey…now I sound just like Hammy Hamster…
