Lori-Ann Mcgarvey
Aug 31, 2018 · 4 min read

A MISADVENTURES OF A ROVING REPORTER STORY

THE WEEKLY BACKWOODS BACKWIPE

NEWS BY #1

Volume 97880 DATE: Who knows? Like really??

ACCIDENT AT THE BACKWOODS EXPERA-

(MENTAL) FARM!!!!

Hi ho everyone this is Kermit the Frog reportering LIVE!!! Hey! Wait a minute!! I’m not Kermit the Frog and this is a newspaper article for the Backwipe!! This can’t be live! I’m not even on tv. Nancy Boy at QIR TV says my ass is TOO big for the widescreen. But, that’s a story for another day, peepoles….hey…now I sound just like Hammy Hamster…

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