Hilarious! I think you may be onto the newest drinking game for my science fiction writers meet-up! Everyone sits in a circle, or a triangle, or some geometric design and we take turns thinking up one of these. If you can’t think of one or if yours is too lame for the group to accept, you have to take a shot. Better — when it’s your turn and you can think of one you get to make someone else take a shot but if you can’t think of one then you have to take the shot. Hey, you may want to patent this. I hear the guy who came up with beer pong is millionaire. Un, now, who was he again . . . LOL
Seriously, this was original and funny. Thanks.