I Am the Greatest Writer Alive
I am the greatest writer alive.
If the government supports redistribution of wealth from kin to kin, that is good.
If the government supports redistribution of wealth from neighbor to neighbor, that is evil.
I am the greatest writer alive.
If a woman kills her unborn child, that is her right.
If a woman kills her newborn child, that is a crime.
I am the greatest writer alive.
Two people perceive their physical reality as incongruous with their mental reality.
One is transgender: she must be supported.
One is otherkin: she must be insane.
I am the greatest writer alive.
Of these and many other disparate truisms,
I cannot say which is right and which is wrong.
But I can say that some things are only true because people say they are,
So I’m saying this:
I am the greatest writer alive.
