To the Pillory, Episcopal Church
Louie Clay

Turns out that primates’ grab for power did not work.

Attention: Primates!

Now he told a parable to those who were invited, when he noticed how they chose the places of honor, saying to them, “When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest someone more distinguished than you be invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, ‘Give your place to this person,’ and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, ‘Friend, move up higher.’ Then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.” (Luke 14:7–11)

Scripture has been fulfilled right before our eyes.

I have great recipes for crow and humble pie and will gladly host any primate now consternated. Lord knows, this fare has long been a staple in my diet and can be made at least palatable with Sriracha Sauce.

— Louie

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