90 Day Fiance Needs to Get Out of Nigeria
For the sake of our inboxes and our sanity
Aside from the two vainest, most lackluster twin sisters on earth (Darcey and Stacey) who would probably explode at the slightest prick of a pin, the most infamous couple to come from the epic 90 Day Fiance saga has got to be Michael and Angela.
The Botox twins, along with Michael and Angela have saturated my screen time for far too many seasons now. TV nights are supposed to be relaxing, not eye-roll inducing.
To start this off, I have to admit that I have grown to like Michael, the Nigerian who has basically sacrificed his left nut and become famous for his patience and perseverance.
If he truly just wants an American green card, he’s a fucking saint for subjecting himself to the fury and humiliation of his overbearing American fiance, Angela.
I wouldn’t want ANYTHING bad enough to listen to her cigarette-induced raspy, southern twang rip me a new one every 3.8 seconds. She’s like the Tasmanian devil sponsored by Marlboro, with a cell phone and a kitchen sink stuffed into her bra for later.
After Michael and Angela, another Nigerian-American couple popped up. Lisa and Usman. Lisa was pretty much an aspiring Angela but never quite made the cut. Bless her for even trying but…