I wanted to have a good laugh, but I really couldn’t. This kind of humor seems to come from privilege and ignorance, and the asterisk at the end seems to be too little too late. I doubt very many people will make it that far to see you are just “joking”. Maybe i’m too old to laugh at this kind of humor. Maybe I’ve lived small long enough i’ve figured that “shit” out. I would say to you, instead of making fun of someone else’s way of life, get out of your porcelain castle and live, or in other words: Get off of my tiny lawn!