My Parents are Voting for Lord Voldemort
Sara Lynn Michener

What an apt analogy: You’ve demonstrated your understanding of the issues in this Presidential race is at the J.K. Rowling novel level.

Most of us who are voting the “Slytherin ticket” are doing so because the DNC is actually Lord Voldemort in this narrative. A surprising number of those who are voting against Hillary Clinton would have voted against Donald Trump if his opponent had been Bernie Sanders, and many more of us would pick Mike O’Malley over Trump in the time it takes Harry Potter to wave his wand.

The DNC made that impossible. So thank them, and please recognize the people around that table plotting Hogwarts’ doom for who they really are.

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