Best TOP 20 [Funny Love Quotes]With Images
Here is the best humorous collection of Funny Love Quotes which you like to read and share in social media with images.
- Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. — David Sedaris
2. Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride — Franklin P. Jones
3. Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. — Phyllis Diller
4. Love is being stupid together.- Paul Valery
5. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.- Ralphie May
6. Remember this: If you send ‘I love you’ to someone, an emoji as a reply is never a good enough answer, no matter how colorful or big it is.
7. An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
8. If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.- Agatha Christie
9. You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah
10. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
11. The more she turned right the more I turned wrong. Mark W. Boyer
12. The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
13. Love is blind, and then marriage opens your eyes.
14. Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
15. Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
16. Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Oscar Wilde
17. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker
18. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
19. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
20. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
