Kinkster’s Wedding Vows

Alex Tucker
Nov 4 · 1 min read
Photo by Daniel Suarez Photography on Unsplash

I take thee whore

To be my wedded wife

To have and to hold

Except on Mondays, when you’re held by the harness attached to our swing

From this day forward, except on Tuesdays

When you visit our friend Kevin and I try to pick up single women

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Digital marketer and writer. Finding passion amidst the pain, creating content for your brain. Free PDF versions of my guides: https://alextucker.ca/social

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