To say I’m not a dog person is a bit of a fallacy but truthfully I prefer cats to dogs. They can look after themselves, they aren’t stupidly loyal to a douchebag owner who mistreats it, and they don’t eat their own vomit.
I thought I’d like to take the opportunity to tell everyone about my job. I am a motorcycle postie (postman for those outside New Zealand) and thus I literally get paid to ride a motorcycle.
What I have learned from fatherhood
People say and do weird things around babies
People love babies and that’s pretty reasonable considering that babies are cute but this love causes people to…