9/9/18 3:20 a.m.
I think my girlfriend has histrionic behavior disorder. Just for funzies I’m gonna make a little checklist of the traits one has to have to be diagnosed with this disorder so you can understand how obnoxious this chick is.
- Uncomfortable unless she is the center of attention (has actually faked a panic attack because I didn’t feel like cuddling on multiple occasions, faked illness to get me to pay attention to her while I was having a family emergency)
- Dresses in a showy fashion (that dyke fashion is awfully conspicuous)
- Shifts emotions rapidly (again, fakes upset to get me to do what she wants)
- Acts very with exaggerated emotions and expressions, lacks sincerity
- Overly concerned with physical appearance (her personality is literally keeping up her dyke fashion so people will see how gay she is)
- Seeks reassurance or approval (always asking me if I like her)
- Gullible and easily influenced by others (has an insane friend who literally uses her in the same way she uses me but she doesn’t question anything this person does or says)
- Be excessively sensitive to criticism or disapproval (I jokingly called her fashion style terrible and she flipped out on me)
- Have a low tolerance for frustration and be easily bored (can’t do things she is not immediately a master of or wait for anything without getting passive aggressive about is)
- Not think before acting (has done things to harm her health to get more attention)
- Makes rash decisions (decides to get a tattoo with no planning)
- Self-centered and rarely shows concern for others (only cares if she thinks it’ll make her look good or she will get something from it; complete lack of altruism)
- Has difficulty maintaining relationships (her longest relationship ever was 6 months)
- Threaten or attempt suicide to get attention (I mean she cut herself in the past but they’re clearly just a cry for help, the scar isn’t deep enough for loss of life she just wanted sympathy points)
So yeah, you can see that she’s a little hard to be around. The fact that we’re only 4 months into the relationship and she has been talking about marriage for all 4 of those really seals the dealio. The fact that I’ve wanted to break up with her since day 1 seems a little suspicious. The fact that she is so clingy and jealous but gets offended if I even jokingly act that way is a huge red flag. She is controlling, jealous, narcissistic, dramatic, often inappropriate, and fixated on the opinions of others. I feel like she doesn’t like the me that I am, just the idea of having an attractive girlfriend.
I feel trapped here tho bc she is so mentally unstable I’m afraid to dump her because she might commit suicide.
This shit is toxic. I need an out.
