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Lucille Uttermohlen

Lucille Uttermohlen

Saga of a Goofy Looking Yellow Cat

People name their animals after friends, relatives, places and things. They also use names they just like.

4 min readJun 12, 2020

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Lucille Uttermohlen

Pondering A Wet Dog, Which Is Better Than Sleeping with One

This is a first. I’m writing my column in a noisy car on my way to visit my sister. My friend, Susie Q is driving, and her air conditioner…

3 min readJun 8, 2020

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Pondering A Wet Dog, Which Is Better Than Sleeping with One

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Lucille Uttermohlen

Top of the food Chain? Maybe Not

TJ, The Golden Retriever is lying next to my chair. I am trying to think of a subtle way to lure him some place where I can brush him. He…

2 min readJun 5, 2020

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Top of the food Chain? Maybe Not

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Lucille Uttermohlen

And she went Wee! Wee! Wee! down the Mountain

I should have stayed on the farm. SQ expressed the opinion that people who

4 min readJun 1, 2020

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And she went Wee! Wee! Wee! down the Mountain

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Lucille Uttermohlen

Writing with the dogs

I am a retired lawyer. My former secretary frequently worked late. She had a little boy, and because of his needs, I was flexible about…

2 min readJun 1, 2020

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Writing with the dogs

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Lucille Uttermohlen

And She Did It Again!

Sq was disappointed that our flirtation with death had not yielded any mushrooms. She asked me how I would feel about going to visit NJ the…

2 min readJun 1, 2020

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And She Did It Again!

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Lucille Uttermohlen

How much do you want for the Brooklyn Bridge?

I admit to being an electronic hoarder. This is to say if something looks even vaguely interesting, I am apt to save it to my hard drive in…

3 min readMay 30, 2020

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How much do you want for the Brooklyn Bridge?

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Lucille Uttermohlen

On Eating Your Pets

There are times when you wonder what tree your ancestors fell from. I always considered my family to be civilized, respectable people. Most…

2 min readMay 25, 2020

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On Eating Your Pets

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Lucille Uttermohlen

GRAMMA IS SMOKING WHAT?

I like Mucinex. It is a sinus medicine. Occasionally, I get coughing spells from when I had an acoustic neuroma, and Mucinex does a lovely…

2 min readMay 24, 2020

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GRAMMA IS SMOKING WHAT?

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Lucille Uttermohlen

The Truth about Mechanical Can Openers: They Work

Writing Assignment: Write about all the features of an electric can opener that makes it so useful.

3 min readMay 18, 2020

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The Truth about Mechanical Can Openers: They Work

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Lucille Uttermohlen

Lucille Uttermohlen

We need to talk. Our government is in shambles, thanks to Donald J. Trump. He has destroyed the national dialog, and has made america a much scarier place.

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