How to Embrace Your House LuckyMeISeeGhosts

Luckymeiseeghosts
3 min readJan 20, 2022

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My Spirit Advisor’s name is Georgie. In his Mortal life, he was a veritably funny, cranky funnyman. When I start off my day I can hear Georgie say” well, look what’s awake and doing her YOGA. LuckyMeISeeGhosts That sounds too important like YOGURT. Do your cat stretches and we can get to work Sunshine!”

Still, my Muse sets me straight, If I start to lose provocation and begin to relax off.” You ought to be lucky you have your laptop. books do not write themselves. Now let’s get cracking Sunshine”. My pet ghost funnyman I can hear by I can not see. I can just picture him leaning up against the wall, sitting in my office, or pacing back and forth hazing me.
Why can I just hear him and not see him? Why does he bait me when I most need to be teased?

So I eventually get some love back from my husband this morning and I’m happy. Tig leaves the room and I’m getting ready for the day. Georgie says” He is a grumpy bone and unattractive too. But he is then for you and loves you. Just close your eyes and pretend he’s Brad Pitt. Not your fault Sunshine”. Well, I beam at myself in the glass and tale to my Muse.” thanks, Georgie.”
Occasionally a Muse can be the form of a Spirit Guide who has passed on. It seems that they assigned me this cranky funnyman as my Muse to keep me cracking with my career and heckles me when I’m down. Perhaps he’ll get his bodies if he completes his” hunt”. Help the displeased, lonely wedded lady who’s in a California State of Mind and wants to go to Rock Musicales and mingle with Celebrities. The” cat lady” that’s a bit utopian and master schemer and hears dead Celebrities.

I was planning last night and felt like Willie Mae Brown on Ghost. There was a voice that said? Noway, ever give up!”.”Thanks, Patrick” I rumored, and to my left, another voice of wisdom came.”The crimes you make prepare you for the success you take”.”Thanks, David” I bruit.”Now, what’s the freaking planning stuff you do? You are not going anywhere you do not levitate or find out the meaning of life and death then. What are you doing Sunshine?
“Georgie, I’m me and I like to try and quiet my mind so I can sleep. Easily, this only brings dead Celebrities and spirit Muses to me. Perhaps they should call it Spirit Delegation. I am a” lamp” for angel spirits that need their bodies by helping people in torture. You saw an Author that was different from the norm who’s trying to get her life back together and latched on. Contemplation is supposed to be a way to quiet the mind, body and get in touch with your inner soul. I suppose I’m a Ghost Listener now. O.k. what do you guys need and how can I help YOU?”

I opened my eyes and the voices desisted. At least until tonight.
So if you’re hearing hazing spirits and have LuckyMeISeeGhostsT-shirt Life Trainers- embrace them and drink them in your home and your life and once they get their bodies, they’ll go down. Just beam and bear it and stay until a bell rings.

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