Special feature – Josh Blitz – the best blogger ever!
The title gives it away but of course it’s true. I am the best blogger ever and this blog will be the best you will ever read twice. Yeah, that’s right. It’ll be so good that you’ll read it twice. And some of you maybe thinking, ‘Pssshhtt. This is going to be rubbish.’ Well you’re not my friends. So whoever that may be, let me know. We’ll discuss it when I get back to London. 🤜😵
So I imagine most of you are worrying about the wellbeing of Lucy. She’s doing ok. Up and down and up and down and….well you get it. She was not feeling very good this morning – felt very dizzy. But she is getting better. 🤒
Now enough about her. She gets too much attention even when she’s not ill. Time for today’s events.
So mum and I went on a monkey tour this morning. The Villa manager told us that this would be the most amazing thing we would do in Costa Rica. He told us we would see tonnes of monkeys and that some of them would even clamber onto the boat and onto our heads. Well of course this did not happen. The world is just never that nice. On this so called monkey tour we did not see one monkey. Not one. However we were able to see some monkeys later. I will get to that soon.
We then came back to the Villa and Dad and I went down to the beach to have a swim. It was very nice. We then came back to the Villa and guess what. MONKEYS!!! WE SAW MONKEYS!!! All around the Villa. I ran to get a banana from the kitchen and they all started taking little pieces from my hand. It was brilliant.


We are getting pizza for dinner tonight. 😋 And will almost certainly play many card games.
Before I sign off – I know, it’s sad 😭 – We would like to wish Molly Taylor, Lucy Duddy and all the other Year 11's good luck on their GCSE results, tomorrow. Well, tomorrow for me. Today for you. We know you guys will do amazing.
Signing off with regret…but I don’t want to. Maybe I’ll just draaaaaggg out the last bit to make it more worth while. Only joking.
Blitz’n Bro
AKA: the best blogger EVER!!!
