I haven’t written in a while. At least I have not written with the intention of being read, in a while. Since I left Newcastle two years ago I have sheltered myself away, given myself a little break. I have worked at a Women’s Refuge (a vastly unrewarding, unrelenting job), started a degree in Law despite…

Happy fucking Monday. Sheffield United are set to re-sign Ched Evans and I tell you, I am burning. The good times just don’t stop rolling for Evans do they? Perhaps next time he trends, we will find out he is the new England manager and has been awarded an OBE for his services to football…