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Me, a Dude, Would like to Explain “the Monthlies” to All You Hysterics

Whatever, I know you only bleed for attention.

4 min readApr 29, 2019

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Me, a Dude, Would like to Explain “the Monthlies” to All You Hysterics

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Lucy Woodhull
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Top Eight Ways to End Up Famous On a Murder Podcast!

You’re not a real woman if you don’t crack the top-twenty on iTunes.

3 min readApr 17, 2019

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Top Eight Ways to End Up Famous On a Murder Podcast!

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Lucy Woodhull
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The Belladonna Comedy

Girl Boss Alert! My New Startup Is Just About Keeping Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive

She’ll use the app to check in with our team of being-alive experts every three minutes.

3 min readMar 8, 2019

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Girl Boss Alert! My New Startup Is Just About Keeping Ruth Bader Ginsburg Alive

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Lucy Woodhull

Refreshing New Nightmares to Fret About Now That Voting is Over

If you met Idris Elba, you would disappoint him.

2 min readNov 7, 2018

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Refreshing New Nightmares to Fret About Now That Voting is Over

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Lucy Woodhull

Snow White and the Seven Zombies

Welcome to my Halloweeney series of zombie fairy tales! This time, a tale of quite a few Zombies and one girl’s love of toe-socks.

14 min readOct 30, 2018

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Snow White and the Seven Zombies

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Lucy Woodhull

The Three Zom-Bears and Goldilocks (or Who Moved My Brains?)

Welcome to my Halloweeney series of zombie fairy tales!

8 min readOct 24, 2018

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The Three Zom-Bears and Goldilocks (or Who Moved My Brains?)

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Lucy Woodhull

The Little Merzombie

Welcome to my Halloweeney series of zombie fairy tales. Read on for extreme mermaid boobies!

9 min readOct 23, 2018

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The Little Merzombie

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Lucy Woodhull

Zack (a Zombie) and the Beanstalk (a Beanstalk)

Welcome to my Halloweeney series of zombie fairy tales! Read on for Beanstalk Kush goodness…

12 min readOct 2, 2018

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Zack (a Zombie) and the Beanstalk (a Beanstalk)

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Lucy Woodhull

Zombierella

Welcome to my Halloweeney series of Zombie Fairy Tales! First up: Zombierella.

14 min readSep 21, 2018

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Zombierella

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Lucy Woodhull
in
The Belladonna Comedy

We Found the Cutest Militias at Which to Meet Terrifying Single Men

Learning how to duck an AR-15 will be your new special skill, ladies!

3 min readMar 28, 2018

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We Found the Cutest Militias at Which to Meet Terrifying Single Men

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Lucy Woodhull

Lucy Woodhull

Rom-com author of sexy books. Parodist, satirist. I think I’m funny, and my friends are pressured to agree. Also write unseemly things @Reductress @Belladonnas.

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