Cowardly Lyin’ Paul Ryan

There once was a prince from Wisconsin
Raven-haired, blue-eyed and handsome
He kissed the unseen hand
And worshipped Queen Ayn Rand 
They held him in awesome enchantment
He once chastised the king
Then kissed his jeweled ring
He loved words, ideas, and grandest of theorems
And dreamed that the peasants would cheer him
He’d take food from children to save their crushed souls
And feed hungry merchants, creators of gold
He’d heal the unwell 
With potions and spells
Holding jesters in awe with his vision