Lukas KaiserOde To The Record Store ClerkI miss the record store clerk. There are still record stores — some sell vintage LP’s, some sell a mix of new and old stuff, some even…Jan 2, 2023Jan 2, 2023
Lukas KaiserThe DogI’m 3 or 4 years old, sitting in my mother’s lap while she drives up the highway, from Illinois to Wisconsin. The car is dark other than…Sep 5, 20171Sep 5, 20171
Lukas KaiserMy Dumb Thoughts About Twin PeaksTwin Peaks Spoilers. Some thoughts below, because why not.Sep 4, 2017Sep 4, 2017
Lukas KaiserRecognition v. Surprise (in Comedy)Hi. I’m a comedian. In the last month or so, I’ve been thinking a lot about why jokes don’t work (and why certain comics can express…Sep 4, 2017Sep 4, 2017
Lukas KaiserLukas — Your Lack of Analytics Is Holding You Back!Hello there — my name is Rolf Henderson and I’m a sales rep at Quantify Research Analytics. I’ve admired your business from afar — you have…Jun 1, 2017Jun 1, 2017
Lukas KaiserMarketing Is The Bag, Your Product Is The GarbageYour product is the garbage, the marketing is the garbage bag. This is a perfect metaphor that you should use in your business career.Jun 1, 2017Jun 1, 2017
Lukas KaiserNo One’s Heard of My Dad at This PartyI keep showing people photos of him.Jan 1, 2017Jan 1, 2017