
ICO Madness
With the influx of new coins and especially ICOs into the cryptocurrency space, I’d like to offer some additional bad ideas for new blockchain offerings. Feel free to create an ERC20 Token using any and all of these ideas.
1. VHSCoin (VHS) — Decentralized P2P exchange for vintage VHS tapes via snail mail. Capitalizing on the low accumulation cost of 80’s movies at garage sales worldwide, VHSCoin users will quickly build a massive decentralized library at very little cost.
2. SewageCoin (STINK) — Digital asset and cryptocurrency using POSHW (Proof of Solid Human Waste) for the sanitation industry. The larger your sewage plant, the larger your potential monthly reward. Trade STINK tokens with related industries such as city dumps, trash service and recycling centers for RANK credits.
3. ClownCoin (BOZO) — Blockchain enabled social media platform and mobile job alert system for Birthday Clowns, Balloon Animal Artists, Face Painters, and any other like-minded individuals. Devs are working hard at implementing Henna Artists and Budget Magicians into the code.
4. LintCoin (LINT) — Eco-friendly startup for community fundraising, environmental awareness campaigns, and other socially earth conscious programs by engaging in the unexplored yet lucrative lint recycling market. Stop supporting energy wasting blockchains that use Proof of Work, and switch to our eco-friendly Proof of Lint (POL) instead. LintCoin — Trustless. Used. Lint.
