Only Tonight! The Infamous Steve the Squirrel Taking the Stage
Heeeey! How are y’all doing?
What a crowd!
Nice! Thank you all for being here tonight!
I don’t have to introduce myself to most of you, my name is quite big in this town. In case you have been somewhere in the desert lately, I am Steve the Squirrel, the Cat Opposer, the Occasional Nut-Thrower and simply a nice chap with tons of hysterical jokes.
I said I am funny! Or do you want a stand-up battle? No? Good for you!
Do you people like owls? Those pesky raptors! I have a history with them…
Anyways…
— How did the owls get dismissed?
— I sent them flying.
You like it? Yeaaah, that was a good one. Give it up for Incredible Steve! Yesss!
— Why are hares all ears?
— Because they care about your shi- malarkey.
I hope hares don’t mind my funniness, wouldn’t want to meet one in the streets…
— Knock-knock.
— Who’s there?
— Steve.
— Steve who?
— Steve who will throw nuts at anthropoids and their pussycats. Or was that a nut really? Hey! Hey! Do…
