M: You should’ve married me. You should have met me first, and we should have married.
S: Ummm, let me do the math. When I got married, you were too young. You were sixteen.
M: Well we should have been born in the same year then.
S: Hmmm. I couldn’t really help that could I?
M: What do you think it would have been like if you married me?
S: Well, I think we would have had four children by now, maybe even five.
M: Do you think you would have been happy?
S: Sure, baby.