Jokes SMS — 1
I just read an interesting article . In fact according to
a recent study researchers have shown that people in
small QI read their SMS by holding their mobile phone
with their right hand .
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You know girls doing is like cellphones. They love to be
held , to be spoken to , but if you press against the bad
buttons, you disconnect all!
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At time the TV news they say they have found the body of
a beardless man, with pustules and warts everywhere and
teeth all black . Can you reassure me , you’re still
alive ?
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( 1st SMS) Fact 1 — You can not touch lower lip with your
tongue
( 2nd SMS) Fact 2 — You ‘re part of the 99 % of idiots
who come to try!
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This is a string . Once you receive this message , you
will send it to:
A person you hate
A person you have always found stupid
A person who has a funny face
And another person who has the worst laugh you’ve ever
seen
Now try to guess why I have sent you !
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When I ‘m sending an SMS , you do not have to answer me
by sending another SMS , you can also send me money ,
chocolate, jewelry, gift vouchers.
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Do you know what the difference between a pig and a
donkey?
The pig would keep this message and the donkey would
remove this message. Is up to you.
PS: I understand it’s hard to choose. Even I had trouble
, that’s why I decide to transfer you.
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Today is the World Day of the machine, sends a message to
the largest spot you know. For me , it’s done …
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You are male or female? To find out, look down .
No fool down the message!
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Important Message : Your mobile is now upgrading your
brain … Search in progress … brain research …
research … failed procedure … no brain found!
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I am an alien and I turned into magnetic waves through
this notebook. I need to replicate and I ‘m trying to
make love with you through your eyeballs . Ah, but I see
you like little rascal as you smile !
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Latest news! Three monkeys escaped from Vincennes Zoo
this morning. The first was found in a bar in the second
stage and the third looking at this message.
Source : Jokes SMS