You’re Invited

Having read this safely ex post facto, I skimmed ahead to the “tailgating” segment, fully expecting (especially after seeing the giant Fords) to see what portion of The Dell was appropriated for an event which I expected must surely involve 18-wheelers, high speeds & large families stuffed into station wagons driven by impatient, irresponsible & inebriated fathers. My disappointment was its own reward…I always come late to parties anyway & given the tailgating shortfall, my only regret was missing the Giant Piss Break. Pissing is one of the few things I still do well.

…now, back to the post mortem!

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