A very short history of magicians.
“P. T. Selbit was an English magician, inventor and writer who is credited with being the first person to perform the illusion of sawing a woman in half”-Wikipedia
I wish this so called magician I met two days ago could saw me in half. It was all just smoke and curtains. A great show, I fell for every trick. At the end of the night i saw through every ploy, all the illusions.
Today I ask myself why. Why wouldn’t your parents or role-models tell you whats actulally wrong with the world, especially small dicked men. How not to fall for the tall dark and impetint. How to save your time and vaginal lining on something more worthy, like a vibrator.
I feel like a cum dumpster that somehow made it into the compost. I dont belong here. I hope you get fined for not saving the environment.
My hotpocket was overdone by 30 seconds and you couldnt wait to bite in? I hope your the top of your mouth skin peels off form this marinara burn.
My yeast pocket could had made the best sour dough bread you ever tasted! Yet here I am, left with cranberry pills and cotton underwear.
