Why Not To Make A Deal With Bill Cipher

I know more then anyone else just how tempting it is to want to make a deal with Bill Cipher, but DON’T.

You see, Bill is a manipulating, dream demon. He will do whatever it takes to get what he wants. If you still want to make a deal with him after all that I am telling you, then read the last paragraph.

Bill will make it seem like he is helping you more then you are helping him, but in the end he most likely won’t help you at all.

Bill is a master manipulater and he is really good at it. I almost took up his offer to make a deal with him, but luckily I snapped out of it and told him no. Okay enough about me, let’s get back to why not to make a deal with him.

Bill will tell you that he can give you anything that you want, but he won’t. Now, I know that some of you guys still want to make a deal with him so this next paragraph is for you few people.

If you are reading this then that must mean either 1. You still want to make a deal with him, or 2. You know someone that wants to make a deal with him and youwant to inform them about the safest way to do so.

1. Be very specific about your side of the deal. If you aren’t specific enough then he could twist your words to make it seem like you said something completly different, so make sure to be specific!
2. Hear his side of the deal first before shaking his hand. If you don’t hear his side and you just shake his hand then be prepared for the worst.
3. Try to get along with him. If you try to get along with him while making the deal then maybe he will keep his side of the deal. Okay, well make sure you use this information that I have provided for you.
4. BONUS: Never summon him… just don’t…