Maggie Lalley20 Something Woman On First Date Admits: I Foresee a Custody BattleFred is nice and all, but I have my doubts. It’s like, sure, he’ll GET the check at Red Lobster tonight (I suggested the place because I…Feb 11, 2020Feb 11, 2020
Maggie LalleyAccidental New York Performance Art Piecesa woman climbing a set of stairs with a cello on her backSep 3, 2019Sep 3, 2019
Maggie LalleyThings I Did When I Found Out Santa Wasn’t RealGot my first periodAug 27, 2019Aug 27, 2019
Maggie LalleyThings I’ve mistakenly brought up at partiesThe face that I want to leaveAug 25, 20191Aug 25, 20191
Maggie LalleyinPickle ForkUnpaid Acting Roles I’ve Said Yes To39 year old blind mystery novelist in new York film academy student filmAug 23, 20194Aug 23, 20194
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawRegular Shampoo Is OUT and Apple Cider Vinegar and Baking Soda Shampoo is INBecause why smell like a garden when you can smell like a garden SALAD?Jul 2, 20191Jul 2, 20191
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawManic Pixie Dream Girl vs. Medicated Pixie Dream GirlManic PDG: I stayed up all night last night and wrote thirty songs about wood nymphs for the ukelele. My one woman show is ready!Apr 26, 20196Apr 26, 20196
Maggie LalleyinLady PiecesThis is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On InstagramUpon insertion, I was jazzed about getting an IUD! “You’ll love it,” said my gynecologist. “You’ll have lighter periods, manageable PMS…Feb 25, 2019Feb 25, 2019
Maggie LalleyinSlackjawModern Alice in Wonderland Falls Down YouTube Rabbit HoleModern Alice doesn’t have the energy to fall down an actual hole, or the moxie required to trudge through a potentially exhausting land of…Jan 21, 20192Jan 21, 20192