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20 Something Woman On First Date Admits: I Foresee a Custody Battle

Fred is nice and all, but I have my doubts. It’s like, sure, he’ll GET the check at Red Lobster tonight (I suggested the place because I…

Feb 11, 2020

20 Something Woman On First Date Admits: I Foresee a Custody Battle

Feb 11, 2020

Accidental New York Performance Art Pieces

a woman climbing a set of stairs with a cello on her back

Sep 3, 2019

Accidental New York Performance Art Pieces

Sep 3, 2019

Things I Did When I Found Out Santa Wasn’t Real

Got my first period

Aug 27, 2019

Things I Did When I Found Out Santa Wasn’t Real

Aug 27, 2019

7 Beautiful Haikus Plus A Poem I Wrote When I Was High AF

Pizza

Aug 26, 2019

7 Beautiful Haikus Plus A Poem I Wrote When I Was High AF

Aug 26, 2019

Things I’ve mistakenly brought up at parties

The face that I want to leave

Aug 25, 2019

Things I’ve mistakenly brought up at parties

Aug 25, 2019

Published in
Pickle Fork

Unpaid Acting Roles I’ve Said Yes To

39 year old blind mystery novelist in new York film academy student film

Aug 23, 2019

Unpaid Acting Roles I’ve Said Yes To

Aug 23, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Regular Shampoo Is OUT and Apple Cider Vinegar and Baking Soda Shampoo is IN

Because why smell like a garden when you can smell like a garden SALAD?

Jul 2, 2019

Regular Shampoo Is OUT and Apple Cider Vinegar and Baking Soda Shampoo is IN

Jul 2, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Manic Pixie Dream Girl vs. Medicated Pixie Dream Girl

Manic PDG: I stayed up all night last night and wrote thirty songs about wood nymphs for the ukelele. My one woman show is ready!

Apr 26, 2019

Manic Pixie Dream Girl vs. Medicated Pixie Dream Girl

Apr 26, 2019

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Lady Pieces

This is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On Instagram

Upon insertion, I was jazzed about getting an IUD! “You’ll love it,” said my gynecologist. “You’ll have lighter periods, manageable PMS…

Feb 25, 2019

This is Awkward…My IUD Just Followed Me On Instagram

Feb 25, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Modern Alice in Wonderland Falls Down YouTube Rabbit Hole

Modern Alice doesn’t have the energy to fall down an actual hole, or the moxie required to trudge through a potentially exhausting land of…

Jan 21, 2019

Modern Alice in Wonderland Falls Down YouTube Rabbit Hole

Jan 21, 2019

Maggie Lalley

Maggie Lalley

Comedian. @magslals on insta and Twitter The Belladonna Comedy, Little Old Lady, McSweeney’s, Pickle Fork, Lady Pieces, and The Junction.

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