Billy MaguireinThe HavenShe should have called in sick“My wife is significantly fatter than I thought, and she didn’t appreciate me buying her clothes that wouldn’t have fit 15 years ago.”4 min read·Dec 16, 2022----
Billy MaguireinThe HavenMedium.com: Target Missed. Medium.com: Target Acquired.A wise man once said, “If at first you don’t succeed, alter the parameters by which the test is administered until the end results suit…3 min read·Nov 28, 2022--1--1
Billy MaguireinThe HavenA Tale of Two Gimps.You know that friend you have who always wears a hat? Or that guy you see in town who, for three decades, has only worn shorts. Or the high…4 min read·Nov 21, 2022----
Billy MaguireinWrite Under the MoonThe Chronicles Of Sarnia.Sarnia, Ont, Canada...1 min read·Nov 16, 2022--1--1
Billy MaguireinThe HavenEx-PM “Your doing it wrong”Like an ex who gets an invite to their ex’s cousin’s wedding, Boris Johnston got himself invited to COP-27. To deliver a speech, in which…2 min read·Nov 12, 2022----
Billy MaguireinThe HavenTesco Targets Home DeliveryUK food giant TESCO has begun testing a new expedited delivery system. The food cannon combines the nimbleness of drone delivery with the…2 min read·Nov 7, 2022--1--1
Billy MaguireinThe HavenTwitter Is All A TwitterAt a press conference in San Francisco this morning, Elon Musk (anyone remember when you read his name and you thought it was a typo, so…2 min read·Nov 4, 2022--2--2
Billy MaguireinThe HavenUK Budget delay reason revealed.Jeremy Hunt has announced he will present his Autumn Statement on November 17th. We reveal the real reason why.1 min read·Nov 3, 2022--1--1
Billy MaguireinThe HavenThat Toddler Need’s To Up It’s Game.Each Halloween, we hand out candy to all comers. We don’t judge their costumes or their parents for not making them wear a coat in the…3 min read·Nov 2, 2022--1--1
Billy MaguireinThe HavenI’ll be writing about you later.I met a man the other day, and I thought, “I’ll be writing about you later.”4 min read·Oct 30, 2022--3--3