Billy MaguireinThe HavenShe should have called in sick“My wife is significantly fatter than I thought, and she didn’t appreciate me buying her clothes that wouldn’t have fit 15 years ago.”Dec 16, 2022Dec 16, 2022
Billy MaguireinThe HavenMedium.com: Target Missed. Medium.com: Target Acquired.A wise man once said, “If at first you don’t succeed, alter the parameters by which the test is administered until the end results suit…Nov 28, 20221Nov 28, 20221
Billy MaguireinThe HavenA Tale of Two Gimps.You know that friend you have who always wears a hat? Or that guy you see in town who, for three decades, has only worn shorts. Or the high…Nov 21, 2022Nov 21, 2022
Billy MaguireinWrite Under the MoonThe Chronicles Of Sarnia.Sarnia, Ont, Canada...Nov 16, 20221Nov 16, 20221
Billy MaguireinThe HavenEx-PM “Your doing it wrong”Like an ex who gets an invite to their ex’s cousin’s wedding, Boris Johnston got himself invited to COP-27. To deliver a speech, in which…Nov 12, 2022Nov 12, 2022
Billy MaguireinThe HavenTesco Targets Home DeliveryUK food giant TESCO has begun testing a new expedited delivery system. The food cannon combines the nimbleness of drone delivery with the…Nov 7, 20221Nov 7, 20221
Billy MaguireinThe HavenTwitter Is All A TwitterAt a press conference in San Francisco this morning, Elon Musk (anyone remember when you read his name and you thought it was a typo, so…Nov 4, 20222Nov 4, 20222
Billy MaguireinThe HavenUK Budget delay reason revealed.Jeremy Hunt has announced he will present his Autumn Statement on November 17th. We reveal the real reason why.Nov 3, 20221Nov 3, 20221
Billy MaguireinThe HavenThat Toddler Need’s To Up It’s Game.Each Halloween, we hand out candy to all comers. We don’t judge their costumes or their parents for not making them wear a coat in the…Nov 2, 20221Nov 2, 20221
Billy MaguireinThe HavenI’ll be writing about you later.I met a man the other day, and I thought, “I’ll be writing about you later.”Oct 30, 20223Oct 30, 20223
